Why are women avoiding Jake in the grocery store?

Some people can get away with wearing a mustache. Tom Selleck, for instance, is not too bad looking. I've been known to watch Quigley Down Under just for him.

Also, my brother-in-law, Christian, looks good with a mustache, as do a handful of firefighters. Other than that, clean shaven faces are best (in my opinion) and that includes my husband.
Blue Sky Studios has decided to issue a challenge to it's design and story departments. Until Act 1 is "on reels" (finished), each of them is not allowed to shave above their top lip. This wasn't too bad for the first couple of days because he just didn't shave at all and he looked a little furry. This morning he shaved everything but the mustache and now he looks as though he should be selling used cars or swindling people out of money. "Greasy" is the best word we could come up with to describe it and you can see for yourself, it's not a good look for him. It looks like a giant caterpillar crawled onto his face and died. The kids and I have decided to sport our own lip-wear in silent protest.